• soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill


  • teenscoolest:

    if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you


    seethroughperson:

Modern Baseball
    "

    1. Make sure you own a nice bed.

    2. Sleep in it frequently.

    3. Remember how nice it feels to flip over your pillow to the cooler side.

    4. Check your pulse and hum along to the rhythm because it is music.

    5. Write clear and make a lot of spelling errors. Get the poison out and don’t worry about it being neat.

    6. If you can, do not shut people out. You will have good days and they should see them.

    7. If you feel overwhelmed, go outside and scream. Find a nice empty park in the middle of the night and scream as loud as you can until your throat is bleeding. The world wants to hear you.

    8. Let yourself fall in love. Believe it or not, there are people out there who want your blacks and blues.

    9. Keep waking up.

    10. Keep waking up.

    11. Keep waking up. Maybe with someone next to you.

    "


    - tips on how to keep going | Caitlyn Siehl (via perfect)
    http://alonesomes.tumblr.com/post/70319535964/1-make-sure-you-own-a-nice-bed-2-sleep-in-it

    aeriereal:

It’s time to think real. It’s time to get real. No supermodels. No retouching. Why? We think the real you is sexy. #AerieREAL 

    uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

    tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

    internetmessiah:

    I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    brave-fart:

    did you hear about the italian chef who died?

    he pasta way

    he just ran out of thyme

    here today, gone tomato

    his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

    we never sausage a tragedy coming

    ashes to ashes, crust to crust

    there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world